This is not a wish list, but rather a satirical look at what
we might expect to be given the green light in Hollywood over the next 12
months.
Mario Bros:
The 90’s one and its Roxette song is pretty much forgotten anyway. Expect
mushrooms and coins in full 3D glory.
John Lennon-
Zombie Killer: You really bought all that “give peace a chance” stuff?
In a zombie apocalypse, happiness truly is a warm gun.
Back To The Future
IV: Marty and Jennifer’s kids perfect the Flux Capacitator. Michael J Fox
to make a brief cameo as his current aged self. His younger self will be
computer generated.
The Life & Death of Kurt Cobain:
Hollywood loves its musician biopics at the moment so this one was inevitable.
Watch for Michelle Williams as Courtney Love.
Hallelujah:
Yup, another muso biopic of the dreamy Jeff Buckley starring James Franco.
Labyrinth:
A classic needlessly remade by Tim Burton with (can you guess?) Johnny Depp replacing
Bowie as Jareth. Helena Bonham Carter to play the old lady with the impossible
amount of junk of her back.
The Legend of
Zelda: Disney. 3D......What? .....That’s it.
A Tale of Two
Cities: Frock dramas are still in vogue and Mr Nolan showed how topical
this classic piece of literature is in today’s socio-economic climate. Expect
names like Fassbender, Knightley, Jackman and Hathaway.
The Big ‘W’:
The Coens do a suitably offbeat remake of It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World complete
with modern soundtrack, blood and manic car chases.
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